I've been reading some interesting things about the
koala (
Phascolarctos cinereus) that I thought you might be interested in hearing. As we all know, koalas are one of the sleepiest animals, and can be found sleeping and resting around eighteen or nineteen hours a day. That means that out of their thirteen year life span, they are sleeping for around ten of those years. By comparison, a human with a lifespan of seventy-five years that sleeps an average of eight hours a day would sleep around 25 years of their life. While a lot more than twelve years for the koala, keep in mind that humans only sleep around 33% of their life, while koalas sleep around a whopping 75-80%. But why do they sleep so much? The answer lies in what they eat:
Eucalyptus leaves.
The leaves of the
Eucalyptus trees are incredibly hard to digest. Not only are the leaves very fibrous, much like celery (think about how hard celery is to chew), but they are also chock-full of toxins that very few animals can digest, with especially high concentrations of volatile oils and phenolic compounds. What does that mean in English? Well, phenolics are a type of organic chemical that naturally occur in plants, where they can act as deterrents against predatory browsing at the hands (or rather the mouths) of herbivores. As stated before, the concentration of phenolics in the
Eucalyptus leaves are so high that most animals would simply be unable to digest the leaves. The koala decided not to take this lying down (ironic, as that is most of what koalas do in a day), and have evolved in a few key ways to help them deal with these toxins.
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| A fascinating moment of a koala's life: being awake. Quite the statistical anomaly. |
The first is simple; they have
teeth that are great for chewing. The broad, high-cusped molars possessed by the koala help it to thoroughly mash the food in its mouth prior to further digestion. In our own mouth, we also have molars, along with a wide assortment of other types of teeth. When you are chewing your dinner, you tear bite-sized chunks off with your front teeth, or incisors and
canines. Then, you move the food to the back of your mouth for further processing, and you further chew the food with your molars. The cusps on our teeth make it so the food is crushed fairly thoroughly. However, the koala doesn’t eat food like lettuce that can be torn up fairly easily. Thus, the koala has higher cusps on their molars, allowing for the
Eucalyptus leaves to be ground up quite nicely.
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| A koala skeleton on display at the American Museum of Natural History in New York, New York. Note the molars in the back. |
The second major evolutionary adaptation is that the koala has a very long cecum, a pouch of sorts that is considered to be the first part of the large intestine. In fact, at four times its own body length, the cecum of the koala is proportionally longer than that of any other mammal on the planet! The
bacteria in the cecum help to break down the tough tissues in plants, such as cellulose, an important structural component of the cell wall in plants. This gives our fuzzy marsupial friend a whole lot more time and space for that tough plant material to be digested. Apparently, it takes a whole lot of guts to be a koala.
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| Believe it or not, I don't have a picture of a koala cecum on file. So instead, take a look at this other interesting adaptation of the koala. Instead of having a single thumb like we humans have, it has two! Its first two digits are both functional thumbs, and are opposable to the other three digits on their hand. You can see part of the hand skeleton the picture above this one. |
Koalas aren't born with those important cecum bacteria, though, and to my knowledge no animals really are. After five months of suckling from mom, the koala joey starts to enjoy the "partially digested leaf material produced from the female's anus" (MacDonald, 1984), or, as I like to call it, "Mom's Butt Leaves." This delicious meal is actually thought to come from the cecum, giving the joey those essential bacteria and microbes, not to mention a delightful, pre-digested meal of Mom's Butt Leaves. (Check out our other post about butt bacteria and eating
poop HERE.)
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| Get yours at your local King Soopers today! |
A fourth innovation of the koala is simply the exorbitant amount of time that the marsupial spends sleeping. When you sleep, you are burning fewer calories than you would be if you were running around or hunting, or moving through a
Eucalyptus tree browsing on its leaves. Therefore, the more time the koala spends sleeping, the more energy it saves in exchange. (The popular myth that the koala gets "stoned" by the
Eucalyptus leaves is nothing more than that: a myth.) The koala is able to delicately walk the line that we all desire to find: the maximum amount of sleep that one can get without dying. It's truly a marvelous achievement, one which the koala handles with much grace and aplomb.
During the Pleistocene, there existed a larger species of koala,
Phascolarctos stirtoni, a slightly larger koala than the modern species,
P. cinereus. Based on dentary measurements of both species from Price et. al., I came up with an approximate size increase of 1.4. That is, take the length of a body part of
P. cinereus, the modern koala, and multiple that value by 1.4, and you should get the approximate length of the same body part for the robust koala,
P. stirtoni. Not exactly the most precise method, but one that'll work for our purposes. Below, you can see an approximate size comparison that I made of the two koalas, our modern species in gray and the extinct species in brown.
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| An approximate size comparison between the modern Phascolarctos cinereus (right) and the extinct P. stirtoni, with a can of Mom's Butt Leaves for scale. |
More recently, scientists have realized that there is actually no evidence that does not support the idea that the hypothetical Laser-Eyed Koala (
Phascolarctos oculaser) could have maybe possibly existed. Scientists have been quoted as saying "We have never found it but that's not to say that who's to say that we aren't all koalas." Below is the first unrefuted photographic evidence of the Laser-Eyed Koala in action.
Works Cited:
Hättenschwiler, S., & Vitousek, P. (2000). The role of polyphenols in terrestrial ecosystem nutrient cycling. Trends in Ecology & Evolution, 238-243.
Logan, M., & Sanson, G. (2002). The effect of tooth wear on the feeding behaviour of free-ranging koalas (Phascolarctos cinereus, Goldfuss). Journal of Zoology, 63-69.
Macdonald, D. (1984). The Encyclopedia of mammals. New York, NY: Facts on File.
Nagy, K., & Martin, R. (1985). Field Metabolic Rate, Water Flux, Food Consumption and Time Budget of Koalas, Phascolarctos Cinereus (Marsupialia: Phascolarctidae) in Victoria. Australian Journal of Zoology Aust. J. Zool., 655-655.
Piper, K. (2005). An early Pleistocene record of a giant koala (Phascolarctidae: Marsupialia) from western Victoria. Australian Mammalogy Aust. Mammalogy, 221-221.
Price, G. (2008). Is the modern koala (Phascolarctos cinereus) a derived dwarf of a Pleistocene giant? Implications for testing megafauna extinction hypotheses. Quaternary Science Reviews, 2516-2521.
Price, G., Zhao, J., Feng, Y., & Hocknull, S. (2009). New records of Plio-Pleistocene koalas from Australia: Palaeoecological and taxonomic implications. Records of the Australian Museum Rec. Aust. Mus., 39-48.
